When Given The Selection, I Do Favor My Watermelon Boneless

May we pause for a second to understand the truth that somebody was PAID to do that?

Paid. Precise cash. Like, it is their JOB… to do this.




Positive, you would possibly suppose the baker would know higher:

However let’s face it, anybody who claims that is a hockey stick (with a white puck, natch) has already misplaced contact with actuality. Perhaps she figured you have been washing your little white hockey balls.



“So that you need ‘Blissful Birthday, Matthew?'”

“Sure, but it surely’s ‘Mathew’ with one T.”

“Bought it!”



Technically right, however I nonetheless say the deli sticker man wants an intervention:



Granted, not all bakeries are aware of Bastille Day, the French Nationwide Day celebrated each July 14th. In spite of everything, it is a French factor.

Er, I did point out it was French, proper?

Okay, good.

You possibly can look now:

Finest. Deal. Evahhhh.


Due to Cait H., Bridgett B., Heather J., Lisa B., & Nancy E. for pardoning our French.


Cupcake Rubber Ducks

Hear, this publish has rubber geese in it and that’s all of the excuse I would like.