Say What, Once more?

Typically folks usually ship me their truffles with no again story, which normally is not a giant deal, however different instances…



I prefer to assume this is identical James:

And all collectively, now:

“Nana nana nana nana nana… da heck?”

Now this is a reader who is aware of find out how to correctly stage a photograph:

By no means have I been so grateful for a pair of citation marks.

Deep Ideas
From The Bakery:

I suppose it have to be a birthday cake? Perhaps?

“Gee, thanks, Mother.”
“And remember to point out your folks the brand new sweater vest I acquired you!”

I believe “Danngeous” is meant to be “harmful.”

Sooo, I am guessing they by no means noticed these bon-bons, then.

“And thank YOU for placing them out once more.”

That is a type of instances I want I used to be a baker:

I imply, the urge to place a plastic roach on this factor should have been OVERWHELMING.

And eventually:

That claims “Glad Holidays Mile Excessive Ferret Membership.”


[drops mic]

Because of Jessica L., James S., Antoine J., Anony M., Erica M., Lynne M., Landon D., Karl, & Deirdre M. for letting our imaginations run wild… presumably alongside a bunch of pregnant ferrets.


For these of us – ferrets or in any other case – preferring to maintain our pants ON, there’s this:

No Buckle No-Show Stretch Belt

That is my favourite belt, y’all. It mainly turns something with belt loops into an elastic waist. So comfortable I neglect it is on, slimline so it would not present beneath my t-shirts, and NO BELT BUCKLE to dig into my stomach or unbuckle for toilet breaks. Woohoo!

You know the way stretch denims are endlessly sliding down whenever you sit or bend, so you need to hold hitching them again up? No extra! I put on this with all my denims now. It is fully elastic, so it strikes and stretches with you, zero painful digging. I HIGHLY suggest for anybody effectively endowed with squish within the stomach space.