Hush, little child, do not say a phrase,
Mama’s gonna purchase you an enormous chook.
And if that chook decides to drown
Mama’s gonna purchase you a troop of clowns:
And if these clown refuse to kill,
Mama simply hopes this bunny will:
And if that bunny eats your face,
Mama’s obtained a pig to take its place:
And if that demon swine will not maim,
Mama’s gonna love you simply…
Due to Sheila H., Amanda L., Shelley M., Jill F., Cerena C., & Katie M., who all agree it actually must be a MURDER of clowns. Amirite?
P.S. It is by no means too early to begin adorning for spooky season, and these stick-on bats had been my greatest hit final yr:
3D Halloween Bats, Exterior Grade, 60 pc set
They’re made from sturdy plastic, are available 4 completely different sizes, and have adhesive pads to simply stick them up wherever in or exterior your house. (I put a complete belfry of them on our entrance door.) (I do not know if “belfry” is correct, however I am going with it. :D) Even higher, the entire 60 piece set is barely $10 Prime!
They’re made from sturdy plastic, are available 4 completely different sizes, and have adhesive pads for straightforward sticking. (I like to recommend including a little bit poster tack to the biggest dimension, although, since mine have began falling off the wall.) Here is what I simply did with a few of mine:
I additionally like placing a complete flock on the entrance door. 🙂