It is Administrative Professionals’ day, minions, a time to A) thank your skilled assistants, and B) power native bakers to jot down ridiculously lengthy, hard-to-spell phrases on truffles.
SO LET’S GET TO IT.
Oooh, so shut.
In the event that they solely had spell-check for truffles, am I proper?
Cling on, what’s this? THEY DO??
Effectively, THAT’s clearly serving to.
Hey, I do know: why not skip the hard-to-spell stuff altogether, and simply get all the way down to the coronary heart of what you are making an attempt to say?
…however perhaps rather less sincere.
And fewer sarcastic.
I imply, uh, no. See, whereas actually everybody can respect a very good “belongings” pun, immediately you actually need one thing extra customized to your precise assistant. Perhaps begin with their title?
[head hitting desk]
[muffled talking into keyboard] No, no, see, you must make your employees really feel VALUED and RESPECTED and… what’s that? You already ordered the cake? Oh. OK.
I am certain they’re going to like it.
Because of Jenny L., Carrie C., Helene W., John M., Celeste G., Lani R., & Tera L., who I respect in a very non-creepy, completely prefessional method. MWAH.
As a result of some work days name for greater than espresso:
“Probably Whiskey” Enamel “Coffee” Mug
(The itemizing actually does have “espresso” in citation marks, ha!)