Heather requested her bakery if they might add a unicorn to her cookie cake.
They stated – and this can be a direct quote – “Sure.”
So simply so we’re clear: the skilled baking folks stated sure, they might add a unicorn to Heather’s cookie cake.
“Little did the princesses know that immediately above their heads…”
“… lurked the tragically misunderstood tentacle volcano optometrist.
I hear it ain’t straightforward.
“Hey Sal, this drunk melting blue cat simply is not bizarre sufficient, you recognize? The rest we will add?”
AHA! Pirate chest hat!
Events That Name For Sh*t Balloons:
– Your First Hemorrhoid
– Anniversary of Your First Hemorrhoid
– Somebody Else Requested About Your Hemorrhoid
– The Hemorrhoid Cream Labored!
– Your Boss’s Birthday
Because of Heather C., Marie S., Chris H., Pleasure J., & Michele A. for the crappy events.
And hey, talking of issues which might be crappy (and likewise inexperienced! One other tie-in!), I really feel like that is the gang to understand my newest Amazon discover:
It is a ceramic frog texting on the toilet.
However wait, THERE’S MORE.
The Texting Rest room Frog additionally comes on a bathe curtain:
And as hilariously dangerous as that photoshopped product picture is, for $17 I am tempted to purchase it simply to place up the following time my dad and mom go to… AND THEN SAY NOTHING.