Horny Tractors & Pancake Canines

It is Quirky Nation Music Track Titles Day, minions, and if ever there was a vacation to have a good time with Cake Wrecks, that is it.

Are you able to guess which of those songs are actual, and which of them I simply now made up whereas laughing madly?

LET’S FIND OUT.

“My Canine Informed You So”

You stated he is only a mutt

However now you are in your butt

Do not gimmie no lip, ‘cuz

My canine informed you so

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“She Thinks My Tractor’s Horny”

She thinks my tractor’s attractive!

It actually turns her on

She’s at all times starin’ at me

Whereas I am chuggin’ alongside

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“You are The Purpose Our Youngsters Are Ugly”

You are the explanation our children are ugly, little darling!

Oh, however appears to be like ain’t every part

And cash ain’t every part

However I like you simply the identical

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“Maintain My Beer And Marry Me”

I am drunk

Ohh whoa whoa

Drunk in love

You are all I am going to ever need

So maintain my beer

And marry me

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“Dropkick Me, Jesus”

Dropkick me, Jesus

By means of the goalposts of life!

And over finish neither left nor the appropriate

Straight via the center of them righteous uprights

Dropkick me, Jesus

By means of the goalposts of life

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“If You are Lookin’ For Lovin’ Do not Sit On Her Canine”

That cushion made a yip

It was my one-way ticket journey

Should you’re lookin’ for lovin’

Do not sit on her canine!

Because of Lisa Marie, Fiona, Sarah Z., Elizabeth C., Kelli M., & Jan W. for serving to me idiot John with at the very least certainly one of these. How’d the remainder of you do? 😀

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