Dialog Starters

Present of palms: who likes dialog hearts? You recognize, the chalky little candies printed with whimsical messages of friendship and affection?

Okay, now put your palms down. You are simply embarrassing your self.

I solely ask as a result of some fortunate people get cake or cookie variations of the well-known candies, and I am questioning in the event that they’re all as whimsical as this:

Hey, it is no “huge me,” however I would take it.


Nicely I am going to attempt, however darned if I do know what “MNE” is.

Gosh, I’ve by no means been known as neck put on earlier than. Um…thank U?


The very best half is this does not make me need to run away and file a restraining order at all.


In the event you’re asking, then a) Significantly? and b) No.


And you are going to want one other your/you are refresher.




No, significantly significantly.


Come over right here so I can slap you.


On second thought, keep over there.
Means, method over there.


You recognize, a part of me thinks this merely has to imply “Solar Shine”…
however the different half remembers write a capital S.


So I am torn.


Because of wreckporters Mike L., Jennifer M., Erin, Mariel Ok., Sarah, Noah E., Andrew T., Amy Z., Jacque Ok., & Susan R., who assume we should always give ’em one thing to speak about: LOVE.

After which possibly a dictionary.


P.S. Bear in mind, minions, typically phrases aren’t needed in any respect. Particularly for those who’re providing shiny issues:

Stainless Steel Rib Cage Heart Necklace

Additionally the quickest solution to their coronary heart is thru their rib cage. 😀