Darth Vader Will get Wrecked

Minions, subsequent month Star Wars shall be 46 years previous. And I do know simply tips on how to have a good time:

 …by mercilessly mocking Darth Vader muffins.

 This one, for instance, appears like a codfish. 

Granted, I do not truly know what a codfish appears like, however I think about it should be type of foolish and wet-looking, which makes them virtually twins.

And this one suits “scruffy-looking nerf herder” to a T:

Wait – I simply realized there is not any “t” in “scruffy-looking nerf herder.”

Okay, it suits it to a “scruffy-looking”

When I used to be a child I discovered this nifty stone-texture spray paint at House Depot, and proceeded to color every thing I may get my arms on, together with my room’s wall switches, door handles, and lamps. My mother and father have been fortunate individuals, y’all. Anyway, apparently this baker had the identical fascination:

However at the least this one is icing. So you actually cannot take it for granite.


Talking of stone, I am undecided what occurred to this Darth:

…nevertheless it appears like he is having an avalanche.

And here is the one they discovered flattened beneath the rubble:


That is technically the very best Darth of the bunch, and that is actually saying one thing:

One thing about sweat, and tears, and purple poo.

(Oh, you have by no means eaten a bunch of black fondant earlier than? Then by no means thoughts.)

I saved my favourite for final, in fact.

(“I’ve received a nasty feeling about this…”)


Darth Droopy!

“Heavy bweathing.”

You realize what? That makes me unhappy.

Hey Heather S.,  Arielle C., Luci, Brenda J., Clare, Leah S., & Julie Anne D., who’s your daddy?


P.S. In case you like your Star Wars somewhat spicy, then that is for you:

Darth Vader Spice Grinder

THE SPICE MUST FLOW. Even when it is crossing the streams. Additionally that smooshy lil Vader grinder is cute and solely prices $16 Prime.