It is Close to-Miss Day, minions, and I do know *simply* find out how to have a good time:
[singsong] With a UNICOOORN!
[head tilt]
Is… is {that a} beak?
Ok, icks-nay on the unicorns.
How ’bout a cute butterfly?
Er…
Elephant cupcakes?
Glass of wine? (Please?)
Arg.
C’mon, bakers, it is not like I am asking for a star efficiency…
OH COME ON.
Inform ya what, guys, simply slap down a couple of celebratory balloons, and we’ll name it a day.
Oooh, festive.
Nope.
NOPE.
Significantly?
AND THAT’S A DAY.
Because of Brandi F., Leigh J., Amy H., Michelle, Kerri T., Daniel B., Hilary E., Claire, Eric P., & Joe V. for the farthest “close to” misses of the day.
*****
P.S. Now that I’ve inflicted all that ache, this is one thing to make you’re feeling higher:
Ever since I purchased this shoulder therapeutic massage 2 years in the past everybody who’s tried it has changed into a puddle of contented goo, and refused to maneuver ’til it shut off. My Disney puppeteer buddies are its greatest followers; individuals utilizing and wrecking muscle tissue most of us do not even know we have. I hold shopping for extra of those as presents!
This massager can really bruise for those who’re not cautious; it is bought severe energy for even rock-hard knots, and you need to use it in your whole again. (I maintain it diagonally to get beneath the shoulder blades, and round my waist for the decrease again.) Extremely suggest!